Official Identification Card
Coins: 3,152
Issued: 05 Jun 2017
Missions: 0
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I have an irrational fear of all the air disappearing and being the one in charge of remembering how much of which gasses we're supposed to have. I think about this at least a couple times a week and I'm always looking it up so I don't forget. I know there's a bunch of nitrogen. But I can't mess up the oxygen: too little and like everyone with respiratory problems dies; too much and everything rusts, pipelines burst. Then sprinkle in some argon, xenon, and some other stuff, God knows how much of each and I'd probably accidentally use something poisonous.
The Exclamity Administrator
Awards!
Games
Prevail
Defeat 1000 enemies in Wall Defense
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Right behind you
Get 200 kills in the Darkness challenge (Wall Defense)
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Over-EZ
Get 300 kills in the Scrambled challenge in Wall Defense. Can't make an omelet without shooting a few eggs.
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Rocket web
Get 25 kills in the Wall Defense Spider Challenge... 25x8 means 200 legs... yuck!
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Average American
Purchase all weapons in a single game of Wall Defense
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THE OCHO!
Channel your inner Oven Chicken
Survive 8 Minutes (480 seconds) in Deke
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Wayne Glensky
Score 99 Points in Deke
We thought 894 would be a bit too much...
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Trashy Dasher
Conquer the junkyard, with swiftness. Get under 300s cumulative time in Trash Dash.
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Stenographer
Score 100 points in Keyboarding.
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Storm Survivor
Score 500 points in Shard Storm!
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Phage-o-phobic
Don't die in Viral Survival for a long time.
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Punished Andrew
Curse Andrew to an eternity of mining.
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Happy Andrew
Destroy the rock mine. Give Andrew his freedom.
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Geography Nerd
Score 80% or higher in WGQ: Quiz Mode.
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Vexillologist
Score 20% or higher in WGQ: Flags Only.
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Around the World in 90 Seconds
Score 50 points or higher in WGQ: Speed Test.
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Burqueno
Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do! Visit sunny New Mexico in WGQ.
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Chad Grindset
They're literally so Chad that that's what they named their country. Come on down to Chad (Stacies preferred)
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Kiss My Putt
Earn par score on FunZone
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Special Snowflake
Earn par score on Frosty Fairways
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Statesman
Get 100% on the 50 states quiz
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Prestigious
#1 Best Score
Become the highest score holder of a game.
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High Score!
Earn a top 5 high score!
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Fast AF Boi
Get any #1 fastest speedrun.
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Gotta Go Fast
Get any top 5 speedrun.
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I know a guy who knows a guy...
Meet a Dorsey Brother in real life.
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Exclamity
User of the Day
User of the Day on the Exclamity homepage!
(be sure to sign in)
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Verified
Verified your email! Excellent.
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Beta Boi
Thank you for helping with the beta!
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Unlocked: 17 Dec 2019
Connoisseur of Christmas
Learn more about Christmas 2.
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Like a Fine Wine
Have a verified account for one year.
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The Author
Make a post on the forums
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Galeria
Visit the Hieronymus Johnson art gallery.
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Mission Progress
Rookie
One mission down...
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Unlocked: 19 Dec 2019
Cinco de Mission
Complete 5 missions.
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Unlocked: 19 Dec 2019
Apprentice
Complete 10 missions.
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Specialist
Complete 25 missions.
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Expert
Complete 50 missions.
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Master
Complete 100 missions.
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Missionphile
Okay... maybe it's time to time to outside for a little bit? Oh, you want to do more missions?... okay.
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